I Hear Voices

May 9, 2011

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Back in Fangorn, Gimli puts a finger on a blood stained leaf and tastes it
GIMLI: (spits) Orc blood.
Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli run through the forest.  Aragorn pauses to examine the ground
ARAGORN: These are strange tracks.
GIMLI: The air is so close in here.
LEGOLAS: This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory……and anger.
Deep groaning is heard.  Gimli raises his axe
LEGOLAS: The trees are speaking to each other.
ARAGORN: Gimli! Lower your axe.
GIMLI: (suddenly realising what he means) oh!
LEGOLAS: They have feelings, my friend. The Elves began it. Waking up the trees, teaching them to speak.
GIMLI: Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about? Except the consistency of squirrel droppings.
LEGOLAS: Aragorn, nad no ennas (something’s out there)
ARAGORN: Man cenich? (What do you see?)
Legolas looks deep into the forest
LEGOLAS: The White Wizard approaches.
ARAGORN: Do not let him speak. He will put a spell on us.

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