Buy the Ticket, take the Ride

July 7, 2011

The Screaming Squirrel

 First you’ll quickly climb to the top of the steep 88 foot tall lift hill where you quickly come face to face with the end of the world. The four passenger car quickly speeds up as it approaches and runs right off the edge of a cliff… only to flip you upside-down.

Just before the blood starts to rush entirely into your head you realize that all of your body weight is comfortably held in place by the new innovative lap restraint system, instead of jamming your neck and shoulders up into the bars. Before you know what’s happened, you hit another curve and the car rights itself back up once again… only to zoom off towards yet another plunge over the edge and under it once again.


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